Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Some Dreams Come True: Marcus Is In Miami

Marcus Vick, known gunman, drug smuggler and statutory rapist, has signed on to Dolphins training camp, and I couldn't be happier. Vick stealing a boat for Daunte? Done. Getting the best hashish for Ricky? Not a problem. Gunning down the guy who stabbed Jason Taylor? Not an issue. Plus, I'm pretty sure he did his draft day interview high.

Welcome to Miami, New Mexico.

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